OFFICERS

Travis Maupin

President

All hail His Grace, King Travis Maupin, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. Travis figured he was too important to send me a short description of himself, so I figured I'd write one for him. That was before I realized how unimaginative I tend to be, so here we are.

James Sasser

Vice President

What can one say about James Sasser? What a truly magnificent man he is. How would one describe a man such as he? One might say that he is tremendous. Others might say awe-inspiring. Yet still, others could describe him as the best friend that they'll ever have. But as for me? I shall say this, and let your imagination do the rest: He is James.

Chandler Robinson

Treasurer

Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew? Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two? The Chandy Man. Oh, the Chandy Man can. The Chandy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste so good.

Adri Henderson

Secretary

Hold up. A girl? What? I must have found my way to the wrong website. Sorry, I was looking for the Computer Science club's website.... Oh? Say what? This is the CS club's website?? Yes. Yes it is. CS club: now with girls.

Hope Rangel

Media Manager

Another girl? 2 girls?? That's like... 2 more girls than I've ever talked to in my life! Oh, wait, I mean, I've talked to girls. So many girls. My nickname was "girl man" when I was in school. No, wait, I didn't mean that.... I think I'd better just stop talking....

Zac Willis

Web Manager

I had planned on being serious for this one since, well, I'm sure you can figure out why. But I figured that went against the overall mood of the page. Maybe once the other officers get off their butts and send me a description I'll change mine. I'm not about to write a serious one for each of them. What am I, a poet? Nah, just a lowly web-dev.